I’ll grab your girl’s ass and tell her to have a nice day.

Anonymous asked:
What do you look for in a girl?

What I look for in a person is someone who is extremely intelligent, ambitious, and mirthful. And I am pretty ruthless, so the person must be up for anything.

I got a fucking 91.82% on my second chemistry exam. Fuck yes. I think I deserve a drink or two…,or twenty.

Kidding, not kidding.


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do people even throw parties at my school or do i just never get invited

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